this will be my last entry

i could probably write a bible on what has happened over the last few month.

following a hawaiian cult
vomiting in the gym
running a marathon
washing the dishes
playing "an jing" on the piano
using the worst pickup line ever (so whats your favorite dinosaur?)
queuing up alone to enter MOS

and telling an officer what a fucker he was.

ultimately i learned one thing i knew right from the start.

fortune, favors the bold.